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their is no such thing as a brittish muslim, brittish people are christians,if...
– Typical British christian.
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A: Can I just have some midget gems? Please. Mmmm. I love the taste
B: No
A: Why not? They're not alcoholic
B: No, they're not.
A: Please. I'm not nil by mouth. Please. mmm. I love the taste *twitches feet. Starts banging head*
B: Please, just go to sleep.
A: There's some bendicks in the fridge.
B: Please. Go to sleep. You don't need anything.
A: mmmm I love the taste, they're my favourite. I love the taste. Don't you? I love the taste. We can have some of them *starts banging head with both hands*
B: *cries*